Adorable GIRLFRIEND

Isn't my new GIRLFRIEND Adorable?

What I love about her are her gorgeous LEGS... Lol! 

She could kick a soccer ball straight over 300 yards...

Planning on enrolling her for the female football team trials...

The Prayer of a Worried SOUL...

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE ESCAPED PEOPLE (HUMANS) TRYING TO KILL ME?

The Prayer of a Worried SOUL...

CHICKEN STEW ALL THE WAY.

See Groove ooo...

You don hear am Today.

My bele no go leave you pass by...

Chicken Stew all the way.

LET THE FIGHT BEGIN.!!!

Battle in the Jungle... no!!! sorry...

Rather, BATTLE IN THE BATHROOM...

How convenient...

JOB WAHALA!!!

JOB WAHALA!!!

A graduate in Biology from University of Benin was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.

In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been the main tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend as the gorilla.

The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was OK, he accepted the job.

The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his chest and roared like gorilla.

The next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion.

The lion roared and rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is acting as a gorilla and started shouting like a human: 

"Help! Help!"

The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear "Jimi" it's me Chuks, your course mate. 

Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs....

YOU MUST PAY ME IN HELL

YOU MUST PAY ME IN HELL

Peter:   "I want my money now!" "Give me my money now"

Tom:   I'll kill myself so that I won't pay you


*he pulled a gun and shot himself dead*


Peter: "hahaha..... If you think you'll get away with my money you're  wrong, I'll follow you until you pay me


*he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well*


Akpos: was watching from a distance, laughed and said:

"these guys are funny, I want to watch this till the end".... he also took the gun and killed him self!

WHO WAN DIE!!!

WHO WAN DIE!!!

I entered bus from Warri to Lagos this morning after some minutes, I decided to fake a call to scare the passengers, so I brought out my phone and started faking a call.

''hello oga, I don dey press that button since but the bomb no gree blow. Na the blue one I go press or the red one? Ok the red one? I go do am now''

Come see reactions.

Igbo man: (Picks his phone to make a call) hello Chukwudi, run now to apapa and wait for my container. Is like I will die today but make sure you collect my money from Chijioke.

Yoruba woman: Driver..., so you can't stop for somebody to come down? Oloshi.

I was just laughing inside until the hausa man sitting close to me said (to me).

Hausa man: Oga abeg that time wey you dey make call, where dem say make u press so that the bomb go blow. Cos I don dey press my own sef since and the tin never blow.

I jumped out of the luxurious bus through window!

lol......who wan die?

MUSIC VIDEO CONTEST - Runtown - The Latest - Acoustic Session

Win an all expense paid trip to:

Labadi Beach Hotel

Ghana

Entries closes on the 24th of February, 2015.

For This VAL season...

Record a Video of yourself singing Runtown's 'The Latest' to your Lover...

The video must contain true and sincere emotions you intend to show to your Lover.

Upload that Video to Instagram and Twitter with the hash tag:

#RuntownTheLatest

YAM LEGS

Enugu Gals are known for having Yam Legs...

AFRICAN MORTAR

African Man!  You must cancel Your Wedding...

PO-CHI-CHO-NING

See Positioning... or is it PO-CHI-CHO-NING?

All these suffer in the name of posing for a snapshot...

FLAVOUR N'ABANIA MUNCHING EBA

Flavour represents the Real African, Igbo Man...

EXAM FEVER

We must Pass Exam ooo...

Are You Single and Searching?

You have no right to be Single and Searching...

Your Mum is still Using Nokia torchlight phone with broken screen and rubber bands holding the battery and the phone together, and your girlfriend has changed phone twice this year.

Now she's using BlackBerry PlayBook, all from your bank expense account.

And you sit there beside your Mom singing:

 "Sweet mother... I no go forget you..."

...THE THUNDER THAT WILL FIRE YOU IS STILL DOING PRESS-UP...

I'm Sexy and I Know it...

I'm sexy and I know it...

Bush #Girl...

Why she go talk say she prefer London to UK

Formula One - #Plane #Racing

What would you do if you are on a plane and the captain decides to race another plane to the death...

#Spiritual #Marketing...

The next turn of evangelism in Nigeria...

She Lie Pass #devil...

Do you know that some Girls lie more than the devil himself...

Have you ever seen a guy with only one Girlfriend?...

My Mama Fuck-Up ooo

U'na see the bad eye Wey this pikin look hin Mama..?

Why will you leave a Multi-Billionaire for my
broke ass Father...
That love should go to hell.
Mama, you fuck up ooo
You no see say I black?

Dreams, oh! Dreams...

The last dream that would ever come to past...

Bovi - Akpos incorporated

Bovi - Akpos incorporated
Shebi ma Papa go soon die...

to all my Runs-Girls and High-Class Babes

If you are a Runs-Girl or a High-Class Babe, this information is for you...

Ladies, let your boyfriends be a landlord this year...

Ladies, let your boyfriends be a landlord this year 2015

Where are you from?...

If you are from Nigeria, Use the picture below and indicate where you are from at the comment box...

Where are you from?...

Joke - Naming with Obsessions...

A Psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...

"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary he said,
You are obsessed with eating, You've even named your daughter 'Candy.'

He turned to the second Mom, Ann, Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, 'Penny.'

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce. Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, 'Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth MOTHER, Kathy, gets up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered

"come on Dick, we're leaving."


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I swear! if them no gree increase our Allawee, I no do Service Again.

Interpretation:

Please,

Seriously, if my wages as a Youth Corp Member is not increased above the minimum wage, I will peacefully resign from this National Youth Service Corp Programme...

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APC SUPPORTERS' SUPPER PRAYER

APC SUPPORTERS' PRAYER


Bow your heads let us pray:

In Jesus name... Amen!!!

In the mighty and matchless name of Jesus... Amen!!!

Father in heaven, May the Permanent Voters' Card (PVC) of all the PDP supporters, both at home and in the diaspora for this March 28th and April 11th general Election disappear like the Malaysian plane.

Father Lord, this disappearing act should take effect on the March 28th morning as they are
gearing up to vote.

Yes Lord!!! They shall not see it even after the election. If the voters' card tries by any means
to reveal itself O God! Let the owner dispose it as paper to the waste bin

In Jesus name!!! This we ask...in thanksgiving! knowing that you have heard our prayers...

In Jesus name!
Amen!!!!


Lol! Funny right?
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Funny Good Morning Message...

Funny!

Please, tell me Why I won't appreciate this Good morning message from my very good buddy.

How sweet!
Check out the picture through the link below.

pic.twitter.com/Se5AF3WNe0


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I am Disappointed in you...

I'm very very disappointed in what I heard about you.




I'm not sure if i'll ever talk to you again,




everybody is talking about you and i'm not happy at all.




Please stop it, because it can dent your reputation.




They said,
you always bath naked in the bathroom.
Is it true?


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M.I. Admits that he is crushing on 5 Ladies

M.I. reveals the five women he's crushing on

In an exclusive interview with EbonyLife EL now programme, rapper M.I revealed the five Nigerian women he has a crush on
"Rita Dominic - She's one of the best dressed ladies. I've had a crush on her since I saw her acting for the first time. 2nd person; she works at your station (EbonyLife presenter) Zainab Balogun - I saw her and I was melting. Third person; Genevieve Nnaji. I wouldn't even make out with her, I will just stand in the elevator very close to her and soak up her aura. Like, is she an angel or a real human being? Then Bonang from South Africa and last but not least there's a girl called Doris that works at Ebony Life. She's the right height I want my children to be because I've been through so much as a short guy". LIKE OUR FACEBOOK PAGE HERE...

From Linda Ikeji Blog