WHO WAN DIE!!!
I entered bus from Warri to Lagos this morning after some minutes, I decided to fake a call to scare the passengers, so I brought out my phone and started faking a call.
''hello oga, I don dey press that button since but the bomb no gree blow. Na the blue one I go press or the red one? Ok the red one? I go do am now''
Come see reactions.
Igbo man: (Picks his phone to make a call) hello Chukwudi, run now to apapa and wait for my container. Is like I will die today but make sure you collect my money from Chijioke.
Yoruba woman: Driver..., so you can't stop for somebody to come down? Oloshi.
I was just laughing inside until the hausa man sitting close to me said (to me).
Hausa man: Oga abeg that time wey you dey make call, where dem say make u press so that the bomb go blow. Cos I don dey press my own sef since and the tin never blow.
I jumped out of the luxurious bus through window!
lol......who wan die?
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