"I called NTM's customer care number, a lady picked, and we had this conversation.:
Lady: hello, good evening, thanks for calling NTM customer care service, my name is Judith, what's your name and where are you calling from?
Me: hello, good evening, my name is Kareem, and I'm calling from Kano.
Lady: how may I help you, Kareem?
Me: i'm looking for a wife to marry..
Lady: is that why you called this customer care service?
Me: yes, and I think I'm already in love with you... you know you have a very nice voice....
Lady: hellooo, please, we only attend to issues about your NTM line, Okay...
Me: yes o...This is an issue about my NTM line too...because i spend much credit calling so many girls asking them about marriage....
Lady: please, I would have to put an end to this call...
Me: baby don't talk like that now... I promise to make you happy... you would be happy with me... can I have your number?
Lady: *raises her voice* come, Mr. man, I think something is wrong with you....
Me: *cutting in*...hey, hold it there...I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish? From today, warn yourself and every other staff there.. let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those nonsense messages you guys disturb my phone with daily.....
*call disconnected*"
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