QUESTIONS FOR THE gods!!!

- If swimming is a good exercise to stay SLIM and FIT,
Why are whales FAT ??

-Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT,
called a STAND ?

-Why is it that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE..

-In our country, We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?

-If money doesn't grow on TREES, then,
why do banks have BRANCHES ?

-Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE ?

-Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT ?

-If its true that we are here to HELP others,
What are others HERE for ?

-If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE...
Why do bars have PARKING lots ?

-If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?

-When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It..?

-If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?

-Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol..?

-Can You Cry Under Water.?

-Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog",
When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??

- We all are Living in a seriously funny
world. So Enjoy !

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