Monday, 16 March 2015
Jim Iyke Lashes Out again...
His name came up again in the news after Nadia Buari gave birth to twin girls and people started speculating he was the father. However, those speculations were halted as it was gathered that the father of the twins is someone she went to university with.
This time, he has taken a swipe at Nigerian bloggers, describing Linda Ikeji as the lamest of all.
Speaking in an interview with Glam magazine he said:“Oh Yes! They are bloggers that cannot feed themselves, and then all of a sudden someone informs them that with a few hits, money would be transferred into your account and it becomes an obsession. Any lives that get wrecked in the wake of that obsession, they do not care about. There are some good blogs out there, do not get me wrong. I am not a great fan of BellaNaija, but she is smart, she is articulate, and she knows what she is doing. Even when she attacks me or writes about me, you will know that there is the chance of a researched truth, though it may not be in its entirety.
See More...
http://www.naij.com/400842-jim-iyke-bares-it-all-in-new-interview.html
Survivor Producer Guilty Of Killing Wife
Survivor Producer Guilty Of Killing Wife:
A former US reality TV producer has been convicted of murdering his wife during a 2010 Cancun beach holiday.
Bruce Beresford-Redman was sentenced to 12 years in prison by Judge VĂctor Manuel Echeverria Tun in Mexico.
The one-time Survivor producer was on vacation at a beach resort in the Mexican city to attempt to repair his marriage after his wife, Monica Burgos Beresford-Redman, had learned he had cheated on her.
Also present were the couple's two children.
The woman's body was found in a sewer cistern about 75 yards (68 metres) from the hotel room the family were staying in.
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Rita Dominic - YET TO GRAB A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR DEAL
Exclusive Interview With Rita Dominic:
Less than a week after her movie “The Meeting” won a couple of awards at the 2015 AMVCA, Rita Dominic was pictured last week, precisely Thursday March 12, in another meeting alongside her manager, Mildred Okwo, at the office of Danium Energy Services Limited, owners of Mercury Green Point-blank Pictures to sign a new Multimillion Naira movie deal, for a role in a new movie titled “Mary”.
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Star Wars 8 To Be Released May 2017
Star Wars 8 To Be Released May 2017 - Studio
The eighth film in the Star Wars series will be released on 26 May 2017, the chief executive of Walt Disney has announced.
Bob Iger, speaking at Disney's annual shareholder meeting, also said there will be a spin-off from the franchise called 'Rogue One'.
British star of The Theory of Everything and Oscar nominee Felicity Jones will star in Rogue One which will be released December 2016.
See more:...
http://news.sky.com/story/1443929/star-wars-8-to-be-released-may-2017-studio
Bob Iger, speaking at Disney's annual shareholder meeting, also said there will be a spin-off from the franchise called 'Rogue One'.
British star of The Theory of Everything and Oscar nominee Felicity Jones will star in Rogue One which will be released December 2016.
See more:...
http://news.sky.com/story/1443929/star-wars-8-to-be-released-may-2017-studio
Gang-Rape in India...
India Nun Gang-Rape Suspects Caught On CCTV
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http://news.sky.com/story/1445420/india-nun-gang-rape-suspects-caught-on-cctv
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http://news.sky.com/story/1445420/india-nun-gang-rape-suspects-caught-on-cctv
I HOPE YOU CAN NOW FEEL HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS...
"I called NTM's customer care number, a lady picked, and we had this conversation.:
Lady: hello, good evening, thanks for calling NTM customer care service, my name is Judith, what's your name and where are you calling from?
Me: hello, good evening, my name is Kareem, and I'm calling from Kano.
Lady: how may I help you, Kareem?
Me: i'm looking for a wife to marry..
Lady: is that why you called this customer care service?
Me: yes, and I think I'm already in love with you... you know you have a very nice voice....
Lady: hellooo, please, we only attend to issues about your NTM line, Okay...
Me: yes o...This is an issue about my NTM line too...because i spend much credit calling so many girls asking them about marriage....
Lady: please, I would have to put an end to this call...
Me: baby don't talk like that now... I promise to make you happy... you would be happy with me... can I have your number?
Lady: *raises her voice* come, Mr. man, I think something is wrong with you....
Me: *cutting in*...hey, hold it there...I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish? From today, warn yourself and every other staff there.. let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those nonsense messages you guys disturb my phone with daily.....
*call disconnected*"
Sunday, 15 March 2015
LAUGH & SHARE...
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Laughing stuff :
Three men took their wives to the hospital for delivery, shortly the Nurse came out and asked, who is......
Three men took their wives to the hospital for delivery, shortly the Nurse came out and asked, who is......
Read Sister Onome's testimony!...
Who says English Language is simple?
Read Sister Onome's testimony!
Tuesday, 10 March 2015
BENJI * BENJI - THE 'NU SKOOL' PERSONA
The 'Nu Skool' Persona
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BENJI * BENJI at the Krump Dance Studios Abuja |
* Professional Dance and Choreography,
* Fashion Design,
* Modelling,
* Acting and
* Songwriting but above all,
* An endearing Music Idol.
He initially released a first reggae/soul single titled 'BEAUTIFUL' and now he has dropped an energetic afro-pop single 'I BELIEVE.'
'I BELIEVE' garnered positive receptions and consequently, it's been used as a theme song for a reality show.
Twitter Handle: @iambenjibenji

THE LOVE-MAKING SURPRISE
THE LOVE-MAKING SURPRISE
One day, Oga decided to surprise his wife. He took all day to bake a cake in the shape of a big HEART with the help of their illiterate house maid.
The house-maid asked "Oga what does the shape mean?" and he simply said "LOVE".
Madam came back shouting at the house-maid who she met sleeping.
Madam: will you get up now! Stupid girl what have you been doing since morning?
House Maid (in vernacular): Madam no vex abeg. Me and Oga dey make LOVE since morning and na just now now we finish. I say make I lie down rest small.
The woman fainted.
Whose fault?. and please don't laugh alone
Have a splendid Day...
Monday, 9 March 2015
SIX LAUGHS:...
Six Laughs:
No 1:
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning.
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No 2:
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum."
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No 3:
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!"
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No 4:
Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them.
"What are you doing?" Ask the son.
Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom."
Son: "Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!"
Mother fainted!!!!
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No 5:
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay.
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No 6:
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot? "The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"
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Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy with the smiles, share them With just six (6) of your friends for 6 Laughs
No 1:
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning.
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No 2:
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum."
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No 3:
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!"
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No 4:
Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them.
"What are you doing?" Ask the son.
Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom."
Son: "Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!"
Mother fainted!!!!
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No 5:
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay.
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No 6:
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot? "The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"
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Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy with the smiles, share them With just six (6) of your friends for 6 Laughs
QUESTIONS FOR THE gods!!!
- If swimming is a good exercise to stay SLIM and FIT,
Why are whales FAT ??
-Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT,
called a STAND ?
-Why is it that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE..
-In our country, We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?
-If money doesn't grow on TREES, then,
why do banks have BRANCHES ?
-Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE ?
-Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT ?
-If its true that we are here to HELP others,
What are others HERE for ?
-If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE...
Why do bars have PARKING lots ?
-If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?
-When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It..?
-If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
-Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol..?
-Can You Cry Under Water.?
-Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog",
When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
- We all are Living in a seriously funny
world. So Enjoy !
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EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR SPOUSE!
EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR SPOUSE!
1.) 16 Missed Calls?
You Killed My Battery So You're Capable Of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
2.) How come mosquito is biting me and not you. I smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!
3.) You don't even respect me, I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!
4.) So now your drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him because it's over between us.
5.) So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids.
6.) They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking chicken. you want to kill me? It is over!
7.) I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience.
8.) Why are you using Broom to sweep my Room when you know I support PDP? It's over.
9.) You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER.
10.) I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over.
11.) You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things!
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